I can't believe I didn't write this myself.
"How many editors do you think Random House will assign to my novel?"
"Minus 13."
Sunday, November 28, 2010
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I don't hate you. I just hate your query letter.
I am an assistant at a literary agency. I am the first line of defense for my boss. On average, I reject 95% of the letters immediately and put the other 5% in the "maybe" pile. Here, I'll talk about my work. Do not email me your submissions. I do that at work, not in my spare time. |