Friday, October 06, 2006

The Rejecter's New Rule #1

You are not allowed to submit a self-help book while you are in prison. If you are in prison, you have failed at helping yourself and are not qualified to write the book.

4 comments:

Double espresso said...

I'm not so sure. I think you're assuming the incarcerated is guilty.

But beyond that, I think someone like me would have to learn a hell of a lot to survive the big house. Whether it's self-improvement or not is debatable, but it could make an interesting book.
Love your blog.

writtenwyrdd said...

ROFL. What if it was self help related to being in prison?

The Rejecter said...

I couldn't tell (bad sign) from the query letter, but just the concept of him doing that was hilarious.

Buffy said...

So, you've met my cousin.