Normally I wouldn't do this, but someone emailed this to me in a mass email and it wound up in my bulk mailbox, which is where it belonged, along with all the Anatrim stuff. Anything that yahoo mail can already figure out is crap is fair game in my book.
Author seeks Publisher - Publishers & Literary Agents Please Read
Please only reply to the email links in the text below.
I am a published writer, having written non-fiction and fiction for an array of magazines. I have written for many business publications, PR editorials and features for a wide range of websites worldwide.
I find it unfortunate that none of these magazines seem to have names.
I now have my first fully completed and critiqued non-fiction manuscript available for publishing.
Nothing makes me jump out of my chair like the idea of a "first manuscript." Look, if it is your first, don't mention it.
For more information, please read this email
I thought that was pretty much what I was doing.
or email me at [email deleted] to request the synopsis, some sample chapters and the promotional website.
Discover the Revolutionary New Way to Heal Yourself!
I smell an auto-reject. Okay, because he emailed me at Rejector, it's an auto-reject anyway, but if this was submitted to my boss properly in letter form, this is where I would only continue reading for my own amusement. What is it? Does it involve crystals? A poor understanding of any major religion's mysticism? Eating only beets and then measuring your stool? Coffee enemas? Tantric sex? Eating dirt? Positive attitude? Embracing Christ?
This book and card set will help you to discover a new way to heal yourself. It is a unique, revolutionary, easy to use system; this set has also been designed to show you a clear and simple way by which you can remove past and present health issues aiding the healing of yourself from within.
Each set of cards has been ingeniously and carefully structured allowing the user to discover which mental, emotional and physical impediment prevents their progress forward in life.
DAMNIT! Tarot cards again. Look, there's no real myticism behind a medieval CCG. (Collective Card Game). That's right, that's what Tarot was - the Middle Age's version of Magic: The Gathering. Go read a book if you don't believe me.
This book teaches a revolutionary new way to heal yourself easily today!
My Critique company commented:
This is an amazing manuscript. Many, many readers will benefit from this material. Thank you for writing this manuscript. This will be a huge success! I do wish you luck with this endeavor. However, you will not need luck. You have an awesome manuscript, and a special gift with words.
He owns the company? I guess that doesn't make him very subjective.
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As I never signed up for your list anyway, I deeply suspect whether I get future emails from you will not involve any actions on my part. I think making fun of you at length in a blog will be much more effective.